- 10,000 BC - At the dawn of history, human civilization arises as a result of the accidental discovery of brewing: nomadic hunter-gatherers discover that rain-sodden grain, left alone for a while, makes a beverage with magical properties. Over the course of generations, these nomads settle down and domesticate barley to assure a steady supply of raw material for their beer - hence, the establishment of the first permanent villages and, eventually, the pinnacle of human cultural achievement: the brewpub.

- 4,000 BC - The oldest known written recipe is a formula for beer written on a clay cuneiform tablet, part of an epic poem devoted to Ninkasi, the Sumerian goddess of beer.

- 2,000 BC - Beer plays an important part in the culture of ancient Egypt. It was thought to have been introduced into Egypt by the god Osiris himself. Strict laws governing its manufacture, sale and consumption are passed.

- Eighth and ninth century AD - In central Europe, hop flowers gain popularity as a seasoning in beer due to their preservative quality. Introduced into the British Isles in the sixteenth century by Dutch brewers, the use of this "wicked weed" is outlawed by xenophobic Britons, fearful of an insidious foreign influence. Common sense and good taste eventually prevail, and hops become widely used in British ales.

- 1620 - The Mayflower lands at Plymouth Rock. As noted in the ship's log, this choice was hastened by the ship's dwindling supplies, "especially our beere."

- 1820's - English brewers create beers designed to withstand the long sea voyage to Britain's colonies in Asia. These strong, highly hopped ales become known as India Pale Ales.

- 1776 - Thomas Jefferson pens the Declaration of Independence. Actually, most of the Founding Fathers, including Washington and Jefferson, were brewers.

- 1876 - Louis Pasteur publishes his "Studies on Beer," in which he describes his process of pasteurization, originally developed for beermaking, later adopted by the dairy industry.

- Mid-nineteenth century - Bottom-fermented pilsner-style beers become popular on the Continent. As a result of massive European immigration to America, Germans establish breweries all over the country, producing pilsner-style beers. Pilsners still dominate world-wide, and even today, most major American brewing companies have a German pedigree.

- 1900 - 1,816 breweries in operation, mostly small local companies serving limited regional markets. Meanwhile, Carrie Nation goes into action, smashing up saloons with her axe.

- 1920-1933 - Prohibition, the 18th Amendment to the Constitution, makes the manufacture and sale of beer illegal in these United States. Bootleggers and gangsters prosper as we become a nation of lawbreakers during the Roaring Twenties. Homebrewing grows in popularity.

- 1930's through 1980's - Big brewers get bigger while smaller local and regional breweries die off by the hundreds; many distinctive styles and venerable names disappear forever as national tastes shift towards mass-marketed lager beers.

- 1965 - Using his part of his family's washing machine fortune, 27-year old Fritz Maytag rescues the noble but failing Anchor Brewing Company in San Francisco. Today, Anchor Steam Beer is considered a classic, and Maytag is regarded as the spiritual father of the craft brewing movement.

- 1976 - The first American "microbrewery", New Albion, opens in California. Making distinctive brews in a tiny (two-barrel) brewhouse, the company, unfortunately, is too far ahead of its time does not survive.

- 1978 - Homebrewing is legalized by the Federal government.

- 1980 - The low point in American brewing history (that is if you don't consider the 1977 debut of Billy Beer), only forty-four brewing companies are in operation, virtually all of them making a similar product: a light, bland, pilsner-style lager.

- 1998 - The Black Forest Brew Haus opens for business on September 9th.

 

· Interesting facts...

- Annual per capita beer consumption in the US: 23.95 gallons

- Annual per capita beer consumption in Germany: 38.67 gallons

- Rank of US among nations in per capita beer consumption: 11

- Total annual US beer output: 195,000,000 barrels (approximately)

 

1. You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.-Frank Zappa
2. Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. --Ernest Hemingway
3. Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. -Winston Churchill
4. He was a wise man who invented beer.-Plato
5. Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time. --Catherine Zandonella
6. A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. --W.C. Fields
7. Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.-Lady Astor to Winston Churchill Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.-His reply
8. If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs. --David Daye
9. Work is the curse of the drinking class. --Oscar Wilde
10. When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.-Henny Youngman
11. Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. -Benjamin Franklin
12. If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose. --Deep Thought, Jack Handy
13. Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. --Dave Barry
14. The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind. --Humphrey Bogart
15. Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine. --David Moulton
16. People who drink light "beer" don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot.-Capital Brewery, Middleton, WI
17. Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. -Kaiser Wilhelm
18. I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer. -Homer Simpson
19. Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.-Dave Barry
20. I drink to make other people interesting.-George Jean Nathan
21. They who drink beer will think beer.-Washington Irving
22. An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.-For Whom the Bell Tolls, Ernest Hemmingway
23. You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. --Dean Martin
24. All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer. --Homer Simpson